Random jokes i found on someone's FB wall...

LETS START...

voldemort : i whip my hair back and forth, i whip my hair...
harry : u have no hair
voldemort : u have no parents
harry : u have no nose
voldemort : ....

Rihana: oh nana ,whats my name
Eminem: why are u asking me your name?
Rihanna: oh shutup and drive
Eminem: sure.. I need to get out to an store but its raining!
Rihanna: then get under my umbrella jerk
...Eminem: who do u think u are ?
Rihanna:only girl in the world
Eminem: no u are not
Rihanna: ohh.. i love the way u lie

 

teacher : why were u late?
girl A : i was blowing bubble
teacher : n why were u late?
girl B : i was blowing bubble too
*new boy walks in*
...teacher : lemme guess, u were blowing bubbles too!?
boy : no. actually i AM bubble
teacher : .....

 

harry : *brushes his hair* jeallous?
voldemort : pfft, noooo
harry : i might get a nose piercing, jeallous!?
voldemort : .......

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Boy: Written In The Stars
Teacher: And where is that?
Boy: A million miles away.
Teacher: And what did you write?
...Boy: A message to the main.
Teacher: YOUR STAYING IN FOR LUNCH
Boy: oooooh, but seasons come and go and i will never change.
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE
Boy: And I'm on my wayyyyyy

 

segitu aja deh -.- 

 

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